GoodAndEvilbeta

Ouu 1 joke per person I gotta think about this

I told you too many before D:

Kad is good at PvM

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda! =o

everyone remember im an asshole so i like jokes that some people may deem "go too far"

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 97 stories in 2 minutes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
TEQUILA TEQUILA

what do you throw a drowning mexican?

his kids and his wife

Did you hear about the TV Antenna and Radio Dish that got married? The ceremony was decent but the reception was fantastic.

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?” The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.” The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?” Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, “You.”

Where do white babies come from?

A stork.

Where do black babies come from?

A Raven.

Where do NO BABIES come from?

A Swallow.

none of these made me REALLY laugh, i kind of smiled at some of them. and Goku u lil shit copy pasted a joke from google

was lookin for some really sick jokes lmao

Heres a joke, klept trying to pvm

I already made that joke like way up there about kad

what do you call headphones for dogs?

airbudz fuckin ayy lmao an original joke by lou swimmin ty for 2m

Ha! Jokes on you, you never said it had to be original :P

nobody is going to tell a joke stupid dirty monkey n*gg*r